im friendly but my wife isnt
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This heavyweight cotton tee feels like a wink from your wardrobe — sturdy, comfortable, and low-fuss. Center-front reads “COOL DADS CLUB” in a bold retro type, while the back carries a loud, tongue-in-cheek badge: “PROUD FATHER OF A FEW DUMBASS KIDS.” It sits relaxed on the shoulders, holds its shape thanks to ribbed collar and shoulder tape, and the tubular knit keeps the silhouette clean. The slightly textured natural fibers and crisp white prints give it a lived-in, confident look that pairs with jeans, a flannel, or whatever you reach for when you want to lean into playful dad energy.
This shirt belongs to people who laugh at the chaos of family life and aren’t afraid to wear that humor on their chest. It works during backyard barbecues, messy weekend mornings, road-trip singalongs, or casual family gatherings where the jokes are plentiful and the memories are louder. The prints are sharp and durable — DTF for sleeves and neck labels, DTG for main art — so the message stays readable through washes and days of wear.
Product features
- 100% cotton body (solid colors) with medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for durable, year-round wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean fit and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Direct-to-Film (DTF) on sleeves/labels and Direct-to-Garment (DTG) for main prints for crisp, long-lasting graphics
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, and EU 2-year warranty; ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
This shirt belongs to people who laugh at the chaos of family life and aren’t afraid to wear that humor on their chest. It works during backyard barbecues, messy weekend mornings, road-trip singalongs, or casual family gatherings where the jokes are plentiful and the memories are louder. The prints are sharp and durable — DTF for sleeves and neck labels, DTG for main art — so the message stays readable through washes and days of wear.
Product features
- 100% cotton body (solid colors) with medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for durable, year-round wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean fit and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Direct-to-Film (DTF) on sleeves/labels and Direct-to-Garment (DTG) for main prints for crisp, long-lasting graphics
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, and EU 2-year warranty; ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
